This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
NICOLA NICOLA LOOK
You mean my fellow penguins would guide me places and it would solve my always getting lost because of my dire sense of direction problem?
Three fabulous Black ballerinas, Ashley Murphy, Ebony Williams and Misty Copeland are on the cover of Pointe for June/July 2014. Stunning cover. They’re so beautiful. I’ve never bought a ballet magazine but I want a copy of this to read their story and to keep. ❤
Oh and their brown pointe shoes. IMPORTANT.
As a former ballet dancer, those brown pointe shoes are huge. For the sake of “uniformity” you’d see a line of girls dancing & one would be black but her legs would be “European pink” (color of our tights) and her feet in the same color point shoes. As a kid I thought that was “how it was” until I saw Alvin Ailey. This is a great cover.
Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.
Ugh awful advice.
Hey straightwhiteboystexting this is where they’re being taught it. uuuuuuuuugh.
Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
So what you’re saying is, he’s less of a a house cat and more of a yard cat.
The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water.
category 1 kaiju
That is a fucking terrifying Sea Godzilla.
i honestly did not think this was a real thing at first. i thought it was cgi from a movie.
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o
I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.
OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING
aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY
AWWWWWW I GOT MADOKA YAY
Didn’t work. Boo. edit. got it. the suffering!
REDDIT: I have a theory that you’re a clone of David Bowie created right around the Modern Love era so that he could continue being a musician as well as star in more movies.
TILDA: The laboratory gave me strict instructions to issue no comment.